It's Whatev.

  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

kingofconeyisland:

IN THE MOST BIBLICAL SENSE

I AM BEYOND REPENTANCE  

FAME HOOKER

PROSTITUTE

WENCH

VOMITS HER MIND

BUT IN THE CULTURAL SENSE

I JUST SPEAK IN FUTURE TENSE

JUDAS KISS ME IF OFFENCED 

OR WEAR AN EAR CONDOM NEXT TIME

(Source: sexinasociety, via neffyy)